So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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