Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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