We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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