My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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