if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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