I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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