So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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