Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
meet me or not, i'm out of control
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
