Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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