her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
COCAINE IS GR8
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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