Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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