god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
