You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is wine microwaveable?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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