I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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