is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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