i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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