On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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