I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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