I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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