I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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