when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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