whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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