Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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