there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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