Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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