id be glad to
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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