I'm drive I can fine osifer
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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