Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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