Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
smell my finger.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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