i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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