Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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