I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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