it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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