The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
vagina is talking i cant
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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