try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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