sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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