i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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