I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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