sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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