dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
