Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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