none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you guys were way drunker than both of me
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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