The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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