Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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