It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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