i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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