Duck Duck Cougar?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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