thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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