Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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