If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
