nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We need to get me chipped asap
COCAINE IS GR8
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
